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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/11/2009 10:37:03 PM   
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*Poof* you take your car to get the windshield fixed...but on the way out, you run over a nail and get a flat tire.

I wish it would get a little warmer here...it's gonna be 36 tonight.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/12/2009 4:31:11 AM   
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POOF! It's 37. That's a little warmer than 36.

I wish that when I see my dad this week, he will be able to talk. It's been a year since I've seen him because we live several states away, and during that time his dementia has taken hold so much that he has lost most of his ability to speak, and is now in an assisted living facility. He is a retired minister, and I miss his voice and wisdom.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/12/2009 5:35:24 PM   
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*POOF*, your dad can talk only he sounds like Pee Wee Herman and talks and talks and talks without ever making sense. He rambles on enjoying just the sound of his own voice.

My dd wishes she had a piece of pie, chocolate pudding to be exact...

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/12/2009 11:55:40 PM   
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*Poof* I ate the last piece of chocolate pie but I'll give your DD a huge slice of cherry cheesecake.

I wish my husband could take an entire month off from work and spend it with me.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/13/2009 12:03:48 PM   
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*Poof* your husband takes a month off and spends it with you--watching you work on all his home-improvement projects while he lays down sipping a cool drink.

I wish I could find someone to work on my home-improvement projects.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/13/2009 3:30:34 PM   
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poof...Liv4Him06 is so mad at her dh for not helping that she sends him over to do your projects. But he spends the whole time on the phone begging her forgiveness.

I wish I knew how to pick a 'disaster' health plan - our COBRA ran out (we retired before 65).
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/13/2009 3:40:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Liv4Him06

*Poof* I ate the last piece of chocolate pie but I'll give your DD a huge slice of cherry cheesecake.



How'd you know cheesecake is her absolute fav!!!

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/13/2009 3:42:15 PM   
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I wish I knew how to pick a 'disaster' health plan - our COBRA ran out (we retired before 65).


*POOF* you now have Obama's health care plan but you are now on the "hurry and die" list.

I wish I were independently wealthy and could enjoy life without having to work full time..

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/13/2009 6:08:26 PM   
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*Poof* you're independently wealthy...but, then there's a revolution and people decide to do a "Robin Hood" and take from the rich and give it to the poor. So, you're only wealthy for one day.

I wish I had the gumption to put up some autumn or Halloween decorations....something fall themed and festive.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/13/2009 11:22:41 PM   
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*Poof* You get a lot of pretty seasonal decor up, and it all looks so very nice. Until you wake the next morning and find all the containers, fasteners, and the rest of the items used to hold the decorations have failed or fallen apart, and everything is scattered everywhere.


I wish we could have some dry sunny days around here so I can get my bike out and go for a ride.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/13/2009 11:34:43 PM   
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poof...some dry sunny days coming your way, just before the tornado.

I wish I could have a pet raccoon and that it wouldn't eat my cat or mess the house.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/13/2009 11:42:44 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: allisonbrett

quote:

ORIGINAL: Liv4Him06

*Poof* I ate the last piece of chocolate pie but I'll give your DD a huge slice of cherry cheesecake.



How'd you know cheesecake is her absolute fav!!!



Just an uneducated guess. *shrugs*

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/13/2009 11:50:23 PM   
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poof...some dry sunny days coming your way, just before the tornado.

I wish I could have a pet raccoon and that it wouldn't eat my cat or mess the house.



*Poof* You got a darling little raccoon who brought its mischievous friends: 2 squirrels, 5 mountain lions and 3 foxes who habitat in your home. Although, the raccoon seems to have great manners, nothing can be said for the other 10.

I wish someone would do my grocery shopping tomorrow.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/14/2009 12:10:01 PM   
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*Poof* someone does your grocery shopping for you. Now you have a house filled with Twinkies, candy bars, and hot fudge.

I wish I could get a new hamster...mine passed away. :(

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/14/2009 1:51:58 PM   
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I'm sorry for your loss, Chrystal.

*Poof* you have a new hamster but it has a hormone condition and grows to be the size of a pig and won't fit in his cage anymore. He's eating you out of house and home and boy the mess!!!! He's too big for a litter box.


I just got all my hair cut off and I HATE it. I wish my hair would grow back fast!

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/14/2009 4:36:21 PM   
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I'm sorry for your loss, Chrystal.


Thanks...the pic you put in my head about the giant hamster got me laughing though!

I just got all my hair cut off and I HATE it. I wish my hair would grow back fast!

*Poof* your hair begins to grow really fast...on your arms and legs!

I wish I could go out to eat...I'm not in the mood to cook (or do dishes).

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/15/2009 11:08:53 AM   
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Thanks...the pic you put in my head about the giant hamster got me laughing though!

I just got all my hair cut off and I HATE it. I wish my hair would grow back fast!

*Poof* your hair begins to grow really fast...on your arms and legs!

I wish I could go out to eat...I'm not in the mood to cook (or do dishes).


Oooohhh, hair all over my arms and legs, NOT a good look for me.

*poof* you get to go out to dinner but its to a resturant that serves only foods you hate! For me it would be curry. UGH.

I wish some of my dreams would come true and not be ruined.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/15/2009 11:53:42 AM   
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*Poof* some of your dreams come true, but it's the one's you have at night. The one were there's someone following you and no matter how fast you run, they're still behind you.

I wish I could get out more. I alway intend to go out and do things, but end up doing housework instead.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/16/2009 2:54:30 AM   
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*Poof* You're able to leave your house but the weathers changing into a huge snow storm and its knocked the entire cities power out. Not only that... but now there's a strange and hyper dog who won't leave your side no matter what you do.

I wish I could go to a day spa and get a deep tissue back massage.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/16/2009 12:32:40 PM   
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*Poof* You're able to leave your house but the weathers changing into a huge snow storm and its knocked the entire cities power out. Not only that... but now there's a strange and hyper dog who won't leave your side no matter what you do.

That sounds like I dream I'd have.

I wish I could go to a day spa and get a deep tissue back massage. (Me too!)

*Poof* you go to a day spa and get a deep tissue back massage...by the best employee there (an 80 year old man). But, he falls in love with you during the massage and starts stalking you. You end up getting a restraining order against him.

I wish my uncle would come to visit. He always says he's gonna come over, but he only makes it about 20% of the time.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/16/2009 4:39:07 PM   
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poof...your uncle now has health and financial difficulties and moves in for a permanent visit. He sits in front of the tv dropping chips on the rug and sometimes pees his bed, but he does try to cook for himself. too bad he doesn't clean up the kitchen afterward. (um, don't show him this post)

I wish it was sunny instead of pouring rain
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/16/2009 10:18:59 PM   
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(I won't show him, I promise...lol) He did show up--in the middle of my bible study...lol. But, he went next door (cuz he's not the bible study type). When I was done and we hung out for a few hours.

*Poof* it's sunny instead of pouring rain...but, you can't go out and enjoy it cuz you just got a headache and you need to go pull the shades and lay down.

I wish I could make decisions quicker.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/17/2009 12:16:42 PM   
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poof...from now on, you make snap decisions about everything. of course that gets you into a lot of trouble.

something is wrong with your poofer, it's still raining. I wish I safely get dh from the airport this eve.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/17/2009 2:27:17 PM   
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*Poof* you safely get dh home from the airport. But, he admits that he was a stow-a-way on the plane (gambled away the money he had for the ticket) and the police will be knocking on the door any minute.

I wish the mail would run already...I want to bring it in before I take my arthritis medicine that may make me sleepy.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/17/2009 11:39:41 PM   
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poof...the mail comes. It's a letter from the IRS that you made a mistake on your taxes 10 years ago and now there is $500 fine on the original $50 underpayment.

I wish dh's plane hadn't been delayed in Denver and he was already here (now he's due to land 10:07)
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