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RE: Bad advice - 11/13/2009 1:09:16 AM   
Chrystal-J-007


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Mix the Thai food with the custard pie in a blender...that way you can have both at the same time...yum!

I told my friends via text message to stop bugging me to join their church...I wonder if I shouldn't of told them in person. What should I have done?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/13/2009 6:46:26 AM   
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Take out a full page ad in the newspaper.

I can't seem to get warm. How should I help myself?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/13/2009 8:32:50 PM   
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a big bottle of bourbon should do the trick.. you won't be cold.. and you won't care!

I need my hair cut and it's not in the budget to go to a salon.. what should I do about my awful hair?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/14/2009 6:04:23 AM   
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ask you kids to do it for you. Kids love the chance to cut hair and it will be a learning experience for them.

my coffee has gotten cold. suggestions?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/14/2009 2:16:48 PM   
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add some hot peppers to your coffee.. that'll heat it up for ya! LOL

my kids and their little friend are inside.. they wanted to.. "watch a movie" but instead are destroying my house. How can I keep these kiddies under control?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/14/2009 3:24:31 PM   
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two words...Duct Tape!



Now that I have chili pepper coffee, what should I have for dinner?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/14/2009 6:39:57 PM   
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Chocolate covered grasshoppers dipped in ragu.

Now that cooler air is on it's way (in the next few weeks) how can I plan ahead to insure my feet do not freeze?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/15/2009 12:14:34 PM   
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join one of those cults where they walk over hot coals.

what should I wear to church today?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/15/2009 1:42:21 PM   
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Wear a man's 3 piece suit. Start a new trend.

Need to find a hobby...what should I take up?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/16/2009 6:04:01 AM   
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Sword fighting with Creative Anacronisms. Just think about all the new clothes you get to buy for it. And gear and camping supplies.

I haven't been able to convince m'love to cut the grass lately. suggestions?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/16/2009 6:36:21 AM   
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Tell him you lost the car in it.

What should I get my 9-month-old grandson for Christmas?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/16/2009 1:31:15 PM   
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A car...he can grow into it. In the meantime, you'll have something nice to drive around in. Everyone will think you're so generous.

I need to get to the post office today... it's about a mile away. My truck's acting up again...how should I try to get there?

< Message edited by Chrystal-J-007 -- 11/16/2009 1:37:47 PM >


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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 11/16/2009 9:20:18 PM   
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buy a unicycle and practice riding it.. it'll become a new hobby and it'll get people talking

my kids are getting bored with the items I put in their lunches for school.. any suggestions on how to improve??

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RE: Bad advice - 11/17/2009 6:52:03 AM   
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Give them chocolate covered ants. They will quickly learn to appreciate carrot sticks again.

I'm a bit chilly but I don't want to go put on a bulky sweater. Any ideas?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/17/2009 10:11:55 PM   
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Set the oven to 350 and climb inside.

I am thinking of joining Facebook, should I join?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/18/2009 2:01:27 PM   
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sure! and after you do sign up for all the apps, games, quizes, tattoos, etc. Your friends will all love you for it.

I don't know what to write in twitter. whatcha tink?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/18/2009 4:06:38 PM   
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Your phone number and this note: "Looking for fun!"

I hate sorting junk mail...what could I do to make that easier?

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 11/18/2009 10:40:22 PM   
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burn it and roast marshmallows.

Car2ner: "Sword fighting with Creative Anachronisms." Sounds like it would make a good game thread.

How can I find meaning in life?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/19/2009 5:19:39 PM   
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Tell your hubby to do for you while you watch soaps on tv, between the soaps and your husband you'll figure it out.

I have to go get my gallbladder removed and I don't have coverage to cover the cost how can I do it myself?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/20/2009 1:52:13 AM   
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With a kitchen knife, tongs, tweezers, and a melon scoop. Drink a lot of alcohol first, to prevent pain. Seal the wound with super glue and duct tape.


What's the best way to wear my hair for Thanksgiving dinner?

< Message edited by LovebirdsFlying -- 11/20/2009 1:59:30 AM >


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RE: Bad advice - 11/20/2009 2:06:13 PM   
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don't wash your hair for three days, the night before put lots of mousse and gel in your hair then put a winter beanie on you head and in the morning pull the hat off and voila you have the perfect hair.

I called in sick last night not because I was sick but becasue I had a lot of chores to do, but I woke up this morning sick. I still have all of these chores that HAVE to be done but now I am too tired to do them. what should I do?
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RE: Bad advice - 11/20/2009 11:33:47 PM   
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Blackmail someone else into doing them...and then blackmail them into going to your job for you too. (You must have the goods on somebody out there.)

I stress out too easily...how do I calmly go through my days?

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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