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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 8:36:12 AM

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Good Morning Ms. SM....Hope you are doing well this morning?

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 8:38:17 AM

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So if I do this .....

30 days in a oubliette, Little Lady.

Actually that's pretty much what she did. I should also probably mention her now ex-husband was friends with the judge.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 8:41:15 AM

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Sam, your siggy is one of my very favorite all-time quotes.

Gotta love St. Francis

Yep, Bobby, I certainly am doing well this morning; you and Carol?

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 8:49:50 AM

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I see a lot of you were hauled into night court.

Where do we pay the fines?

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 8:51:41 AM

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Kerr has appointed me collector of all ~~funds for Kona~~ court fines.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 8:51:49 AM

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The judge did not get me yet in court, but warned me not to make fun of him. This might not be a friendly court, but I think we will have fun anyway,

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 8:55:16 AM

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ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

So if I do this .....

30 days in a oubliette, Little Lady.

Woohoo!

Oh. Wait.

Anybody willing to bail the lion out of the pit?

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 8:56:37 AM

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 8:59:39 AM

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Yep, Bobby, I certainly am doing well this morning; you and Carol?

We're doing great. Getting ready for Chuck Wagon Gang Concert tonight. Gonna meet them around 2:30 and go to lunch. I think I still have Sam's credit card number. Got to take grandaughter to school around 10:30. Don't know why she is going so late this morning, she called earlier in the week and wanted to know if we could take her.
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 9:15:36 AM

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

quote:

ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

So if I do this .....

30 days in a oubliette, Little Lady.

Woohoo!

Oh. Wait.

Anybody willing to bail the lion out of the pit?

What's the fine Lioness. If I can't afford it Dude and I will just break you out.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 9:30:27 AM

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Happy Friday Your Honour...and happy friday fellow members of the jury.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 9:37:37 AM

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ORIGINAL: Qtman

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ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

So if I do this .....

30 days in a oubliette, Little Lady.

Actually that's pretty much what she did. I should also probably mention her now ex-husband was friends with the judge.

A little conflict of interest going there???

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 9:55:07 AM

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Yep. Down here it's what we call a dose of home cooking.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 9:57:22 AM

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ORIGINAL: Qtman

quote:

ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

quote:

ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

quote:

ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

So if I do this .....

30 days in a oubliette, Little Lady.

Woohoo!

Oh. Wait.

Anybody willing to bail the lion out of the pit?

What's the fine Lioness. If I can't afford it Dude and I will just break you out.

I dunno. Probably 5lb of kona.

Although, given a choice.....

I'll take break out for $500, Alex.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 9:58:43 AM

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 10:04:38 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

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ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

So if I do this .....

30 days in a oubliette, Little Lady.

Woohoo!

Oh. Wait.

Anybody willing to bail the lion out of the pit?

I'll bake a nice chocolate cake but be careful eating it. ~~Might~~ There should be a file in there.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 10:24:05 AM

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Lioness, I'd bail you out, but I have no money so I'd have to write a bad check and I'm not sure that would be smiled upon...

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 11:28:20 AM

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Oh Wise Counselor Kerrlaw,

I'm afraid to come to court today. I'm late, and I'm missing my briefs.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 11:40:26 AM

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It's probably none of the court's business but, you ARE wearing a full set of clothes under that robe, aren't you?

*spitting coffee everywhere*

Since you made me laugh so hard, I'll post your bail.

I have to confess that Pais likes going to McD's when I let her - she enjoys the happy meal toys, and sometimes, I'll get a happy meal just to get her another toy.

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Oh Wise Counselor Kerrlaw,

I'm afraid to come to court today. I'm late, and I'm missing my briefs.

I refuse to touch this one.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 11:41:54 AM

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ORIGINAL: txhoneydarlin

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

It's probably none of the court's business but, you ARE wearing a full set of clothes under that robe, aren't you?

*spitting coffee everywhere* Since you made me laugh so hard, I'll post your bail.

I have to confess that Pais likes going to McD's when I let her - she enjoys the happy meal toys, and sometimes, I'll get a happy meal just to get her another toy.

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Oh Wise Counselor Kerrlaw,

I'm afraid to come to court today. I'm late, and I'm missing my briefs.

I refuse to touch this one.

Not me. Maybe you should wear the robe Cranky. Then it would not matter if you forgot your briefs. Might get a little breezy though.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 11:44:31 AM

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ORIGINAL: Qtman

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

It's probably none of the court's business but, you ARE wearing a full set of clothes under that robe, aren't you?

*spitting coffee everywhere* Since you made me laugh so hard, I'll post your bail.

I have to confess that Pais likes going to McD's when I let her - she enjoys the happy meal toys, and sometimes, I'll get a happy meal just to get her another toy.

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ORIGINAL: crankius

Oh Wise Counselor Kerrlaw,

I'm afraid to come to court today. I'm late, and I'm missing my briefs.

I refuse to touch this one.

Not me. Maybe you should wear the robe Cranky. Then it would not matter if you forgot your briefs. Might get a little breezy though.

*goes back to the kitchen to refill her coffee cup* Sam, you just had to go there, huh?

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 11:50:23 AM

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Melissa, you may not know Sam well enough yet, but if he will continue to go to those M & E threads or whatever they are called, there was no way he was going to let that one just sit there.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 11:54:04 AM

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Melissa, you may not know Sam well enough yet, but if he will continue to go to those M & E threads or whatever they are called, there was no way he was going to let that one just sit there.

I'm learning more and more about Sam - but I'm glad to be buds with someone who stands up and presents the straightforward truth about stuff, without calling any punches. I admire his bravery for doing so, especially in that dark and skeery place.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 11:58:10 AM

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Sam is a good man. I think I remember hearing that somewhere.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 4/25/2008 12:04:42 PM

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Honorable Master Kerrlaw, I wish to subscribe to this illustrious thread.

It's probably none of the court's business but, you ARE wearing a full set of clothes under that robe, aren't you?

I didn't see this post earlier, but I can tell you that I have seen it when the judge was wearing his joging shorts and a white shirt with tie, covered by his long black robe into the court room. A different sight than I wanted to see I can assure you.

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